Imagine stepping into a quirky, off-beat cabaret where the performer goes by the name of Celestine. With a twinkle in her eye and a smirk on her lips, she invites you to join her for an unforgettable, boundary-pushing experience. 'Celestine Stripdance and Masturbating for Teddy' is not your typical dance recital or self-help guide - it's a raw, provocative exploration of human desire and connection. This captivating one-woman show weaves together tales of Celestine's most intimate moments with her beloved teddy bear, Teddy. Through a series of heartfelt monologues, humorous anecdotes, and sensual dance numbers, Celestine invites you into her world, challenging societal norms and encouraging self-acceptance along the way. This is not just a show; it's a journey of self-discovery, a celebration of human sexuality, and a reminder that sometimes, the most powerful connections are forged in the most unexpected places.