Step right up, folks! Gather 'round for a wild ride of a business deal that'll leave you gasping for more. I present to you the mind-boggling spectacle known as 'Wank For A Deal'. Yes, you read that right, my friends. This is not your ordinary negotiation table. Prepare yourselves for an experience where the stakes are higher than ever before. Let me paint a picture for you, just close your eyes and imagine this: you're in a dimly-lit room, surrounded by the pungent aroma of burnt rubber and old sweat. The air is thick with anticipation as two rivals, clad in leather jackets, sit across from each other. The table between them is laden with an assortment of goods: watches, gold chains, stacks of cash, and a mysterious box that's said to hold the key to untold riches. But here's the twist - this deal isn't settled by cold, hard cash or even by force. Oh no, my dear readers, it's all about... well, let me just let the title speak for itself. That's right, these two business titans will stop at nothing to secure their end of the bargain - and that often means satisfying each other's most primal needs. Now open your eyes! 'Wank For A Deal' is a rollercoaster ride of a short story that pushes the boundaries of what you thought business negotiations could be. With a captivating plot, intriguing characters, and a dash of dark humor, this tale is sure to leave you breathless. So buckle up and prepare yourself for a wild ride!