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Description: As the sun sets over downtown LA, it's time for me to meet my next new playmate. I'm a bit of an opportunist and love to find other horny people to hook up with. Tonight is no exception; I'm headed down to my favorite adult shop to pick out a suitable victim. It's just too bad this place hasn't updated its website in ages, it looks like they haven't stocked anything since the 90's judging by how dated their pictures look. Oh well, it'll take me some time to navigate through the rubble of broken dreams but I won't let that stop me from finding my new favorite fling.