Petite Annie - Ripped my yoga pants & squirted all over my bed

Imagine sinking into your coziest corner of the world for a peaceful evening of self-care and mindfulness – only to be jolted awake by an unexpected guest. Enter: Petite Annie, the unruly force that turns tranquility on its head in this outrageous and riotously funny romp through the messy business of being human. It's a wild ride from start to finish! 🌪️ Petite Annie, a seemingly sweet and demure young woman, has a hidden talent: she can rip yoga pants with just a glance, leaving a trail of destruction in her wake. But that's not all. As if that weren't enough, Annie has an even more shocking secret: she can squirt water – not from a bottle or hose, but straight from her person! 💦 So when Annie comes to stay with our unsuspecting protagonist for a weekend yoga retreat, things are sure to get interesting. From the moment she arrives, she disrupts routines, challenges comfort zones, and leaves chaos in her wake. And as the tension builds between Annie and our heroine, it's anyone's guess who will come out on top – or soaked! 💦👩‍♀️ Petite Annie is a delightfully absurd exploration of the unexpected twists and turns that life can take. It's a reminder that beneath the surface, we all harbor secrets, quirks, and hidden talents – even if they do involve ripping yoga pants or squirting water! 🤪 So come for the laughs, stay for the surprises, and prepare to embrace the unexpected with open arms (and possibly a change of clothes). 💖