Moms Favorite Pizza Place Delicious Pies & Family Fun

Description: I have been researching the local pizza joints for the last week or so, and I can tell you that not every place delivers the goods. The latest spot I tried out was a new pizzeria in town called 'Two Tits.' I ordered one of their famous cheesy pizzas with extra cheese on top. When it arrived at my table, I couldn't help but stare at the two perfect tits that sat perched atop a box of pizza dough. It was clear from their size and shape that they had been well tended for.