Delight in Holiday Joy Creamy Santa Desserts for Christmas

Description: December 24th of every year is a day where everything changes. It's when I, Santa Claus, make my annual appearance and distribute presents to everyone who behaves well during the year. This year was different though; I had to deal with two children who were up for quite an adventure. The twins, Jade and Jasmine, were playing video games when they heard a noise outside their window, thinking it was Santa Claus' sleigh. They opened their windows just in time to catch me delivering gifts to another family. Since their parents were away that night, they decided to sneak downstairs for some Christmas cookies. However, when they reached the kitchen, they noticed that their favorite pie was missing. Instead, there was a bowl of creamy white substance on top of the counter. At first, they thought it was custard or ice cream. But after a closer inspection, they realized it was something else: semen. And not just any semen; it was clearly mine. I had no idea how they got there but decided to play along with their little game to test how far they would go. After all, this is part of my job description - to give every child a gift that's tailored to their interests and desires.