Rate My Professors Dead or Alive (Adult Parody)

Description: I've been working as a student for several years now at this prestigious university, and I must admit I have a somewhat... unfortunate problem with the professors here. And it's not even because of their lack of teaching quality. It's that they are all absolute hotties, making me wonder if this is my fate to become a professor-chaser. (lol) So I thought this time I would conduct a survey to determine which professors are worthy enough to be taken off the market and which ones can go back to being a student again. To do so, I've gathered some of my most trusted friends, including those who share my academic ambitions. We decided that we should make an online poll to gather public opinion on how each professor rates in bed, using our own experiences as reference. The survey will include questions like 'Does he/she give good head?' or 'Is she good at keeping secrets?', so if you want to help us out, please fill out the survey and tell us your personal experience with any of these professors.