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// A Playful and Pragmatic Exploration of Garter Belt Yoga
Once upon a time in the enchanted land of wellness, there was a quirky yogi named Zara. Zara was known far and wide for her unconventional yet effective approach to yoga practice. Amongst her many unorthodox offerings was an intriguing class called Garter Belt Yoga.
Now, I know what you're thinking: